"My folks, my blokes, my artichokes." (In a Scottish accent)
"I LOVE machetes!"
"...So he's tall and flakey?" (flacco)
"You eat like, a family of chickens at every meal Boxberger!"
- Elder Bowler
"To me, that's like putting kerosene on a fire... it's like saying, 'I'm angry' and then going and listening to Linkin Park."
"Brother Halsey is running around all sexy-like"
"I haven't heard that much nasalization since the last Bob Dylan song I listened to."
"You would like my bed."
- Elder Frehner
"Never stop living the gospel... LIVE IT UP."
- Elder Boxburger
hahahha most of them you just have to know whose saying it but oh well, you may find them funny anyhow(: